Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Lucy Lawless/Elliott Smith (1998)

Lucy Lawless: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Stevie Nicks : Hello, I'm Stevie Nicks. Do you like the music of my band Fleetwood Mac? And do you like fajitas, flautas, quesadillas and other Tex-Mex specialties? Then come on down to my new restaurant in Sedona, Arizona: "Stevie Nick's Fajita Round-Up".

  [sound of whip is heard] 

  Stevie Nicks : In the seventies, I dedicated myself to witchcraft... and Lindsay Buckingham... and cocaine. But now I use that same energy and dedication to bring you an affordable dining experience you'll never forget.

  [singing to the tune of Rhiannon] 

  Stevie Nicks : "Chicken fajitas taste real nice, wouldn't you love to eat them? My chips and salsa are mighty fine. No one 'round here can beat them." In my restaurant I'll be singing some of my classic songs that made me famous while serving up some of the finest Tex-Mex food in the Southwest, like the house specialty, "Burrito Dreams".

  [singing to the tune of Dreams] 

  Stevie Nicks : "Now, there you go again, you say you want burritos. I sure hope that you can keep 'em down. It's only a flour tortilla, used to wrap around your meat now. Have you any beans you'd like to share with the loneliness?" When Mick Fleetwood and I started performing back in 1974, we had a vision that one day our music would be heard around the world.. while people are eating Mexican food in a restaurant.

  [singing to the tune of Gold Dust Woman] 

  Stevie Nicks : "Rock on beef tostada. Take your silver spoon full of beans and rice." So, the next time you're craving a little Stevie Nicks' music, or a vegetable burrito, don't forget there's a special place for people just like you.

  [singing to the tune of Landslide] 

  Stevie Nicks : "You placed an order, I wrote it down. Three enchiladas, the best in town. Then I saw my reflection in a big pile of nachos. Until a landslide brought it down. Mmm-mmm."

• Rochelle Diamond : No big deal. I couldn't find a damn donkey so I had the kids put tails on my butt. An ass is an ass, am I right? Am I right?

• Joyce Gilliard : Well your honor, this woman claims to be a professional clown. She came to my son Richard's birthday party and proceeded to carry on like Madonna at a frat house.

  Rochelle Diamond : Excuse me. I was paid to entertain the kids. We danced, played games, ate cake. No one got hurt. End of story.

  Judge Judy : Hey, hey, I got a story for you. It's called the day I killed the whore clown. Zip it.