Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Lucy Lawless/Elliott Smith (1998)

Cheri Oteri: Various

Quotes 

• Joyce Gilliard : Well your honor, this woman claims to be a professional clown. She came to my son Richard's birthday party and proceeded to carry on like Madonna at a frat house.

  Rochelle Diamond : Excuse me. I was paid to entertain the kids. We danced, played games, ate cake. No one got hurt. End of story.

  Judge Judy : Hey, hey, I got a story for you. It's called the day I killed the whore clown. Zip it.