Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin/Missy Elliott (2003)

Alec Baldwin: Self - Host, Tony Bennett, Roy Horn

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• Tony Bennett : Fat Joe, I'm gonna have to catch you on the flipside. I wanna say thanks to my guests Robert the neighbor chopper, Angie Dickinson, Richie Sambora, those maxi-pads with 4-wall protection and crazy Pat, the rooster sucker!

• Tony Bennett : Hey, tell 'em that joke, Pat.

  Pat Malonowski : Eh, which one?

  Tony Bennett : That one that made me spit my whiskey sour straight out of my nose.

  Pat Malonowski : Gosh. I don't think there's an appropriate way to tell that one on tv.

  Tony Bennett : That's a real shame, Pat. Its a great, great joke. Couldn't you maybe change up a few of the words a little bit? Change that one word to "kitty cat". And that other word to "rooster sucker"?