Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Paul Giamatti/Ludacris featuring Sum-41 (2005)

Amy Poehler: Weekend Update Anchor, Various

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Quotes 

• [Jenna and Barbara are speaking in their 'secret language;' Jenna is drunk from a party] 

  President George W. Bush : [entering]  Hey. Y'all still up? Your mother asked the chef for some more of that Crème Broule, or as I like to call it: Freedom Puddin'.

  Jenna Bush : Don't-ba tell-ba him-ba I'm-ba blasted!

  Barbara Bush : But it's-ba so-ba bobvious.

  Barbara Bush : What are y'all talkin' about?

  Jenna Bush : Tell-ba him-ba it's-ba food-ba poisoning!

  President George W. Bush : I never could understand this crazy twin talk. It's hard!

• Senator Barbara Boxer : [At the Senate confirmation hearings]  Dr. Rice, how do you respond to the charges made during this hearing that you lied and manipulated facts about Iraq?

  Condaleeza Rice : What? Oh, I'm sorry, Senator; I wasn't listening. I was looking at my new business cards. You know, the ones that say 'Secretary of State'.