Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin/Shakira (2005)

Darrell Hammond: Various, Bill O'Reilly, Dan Rather, Dick Cheney

Quotes 

• Tony Bennett : Let me ask you a question, Dick, have you ever tried using them Post-'em Notes? They really help keep me from having things fly right out of my noggin. You know what I'm saying?

  Dick Cheney : I... have used them from time to time, yes.

  Tony Bennett : Yeah, I think they're just great. What really pops my cork is that they don't seem that sticky, but darn if they don't stay just as long as you ask them to.

  Dick Cheney : They, uh... they, they really stay put.