Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Eric Idle/Kate Bush (1978)
Jane Curtin: Weekend Update Anchor, Various
Quotes
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Weekend Update Anchor : Earlier this October, Congress extended the period for ratification of the Equal Rights Amendment. Yet, since then not one additional state legislature has ratified this most basic affirmation of human rights. It is time we women took action. As a spokesperson for Weekend Update, I am therefore calling on the women of America to place a moratorium on the act of performing oral sex on any male until the ERA is the law.
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Chico Escuela : Baseball been berry berry good to me. Thank you berry much. Thank you, Hane? Thank you, Hane.
[he is drowned out by the audience applauding]
Weekend Update Anchor : Great job, Chico, I'm glad that we haven't hired just another stupid ex-jock sportcaster.
