"Saturday Night Live" Chevy Chase/Marianne Faithfull (TV Episode 1980) - Bill Murray as Self, Weekend Update Anchor, Mudhad Asad, Woodward Parker, Various

Weekend Update Anchor : If you ask me, the best defense our country could have... would be an army of poorly-equipped, untrained, unarmed women. That way, either we would win the war or we'd make the Russians look like incredible jerks. And isn't that what it's all about, anyway? That's my opinion. I'm Bill Murray, and my girlfriend's going.

Bill Murray: Self, Weekend Update Anchor, Mudhad Asad, Woodward Parker, Various