Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Malcolm McDowell/Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band (1980)

Malcolm McDowell: Self - Host, Alex DeLarge, John Lennon, Dame Lydia Snoot, Various

Quotes 

• Customer : Do you have any Gothic Romances?

  Shopkeeper : Well that's all we have.

  [clears throat] 

  Shopkeeper : What exactly were you looking for?

  Customer : Well, eh, I was, eh... actually looking for something with, eh... 'Rapture' in it.

  Shopkeeper : Oh, I see. Well, eh, we've got "Golden Rapture", "Rapture Woods", "Moment of Rapture", "Hour of Rapture", "Season of Rapture" and "The Rapturous Age".

  Customer : I've read all of those.

  Shopkeeper : Oh. Have you? Well, let me see, we've got: "Kingdom of Rapture", "Castle of Rapture", "Tower of Rapture", "Bridge of Rapture", "Rapture in the Moat"... ah! And this is my favorite: "The Rapture of Rapture".

  Customer : I've read that.