- Eddie Murphy: I have no formal theatrical training whatsoever yet I'm one of the stars of the new Saturday Night Live. I also make more in a week than most white people make in a year. Which leaves me to the conclusion that in 1981 a good education is just about as imporant as a warm bucket of hamster vomit.
- Christine Ebersole: Oh, this is asinine. Get the producer down here. Dick!
- Al Siegal: What? Hey!
- Christine Ebersole: Dick!
- Al Siegal: What are you doing?
- Christine Ebersole: Dick!
- Al Siegal: Shut up, you can't say that!
- Christine Ebersole: Dick! Get me Dick!