- Saturday Night News Anchor: SNL News would like to announce that not only is Kaufman still banned from this show, but he now owes the NBC Network eighty thousand dollars and some change.
- Ernestine Tomlin: Oh, stuff it in your bra, mousey! From the sound of your phonecalls I'd say you've entertained more servicemen than Bob Hope.
- [snorts]
- Peter Marshall: You know, Andy, Andy, we have not forgotten about the clinic, something to help you with the kids who's hair is falling out...
- [suddenly very enthousiastic]
- Peter Marshall: ... an electric broom by Regina! If it isn't a Regina, it isn't a Regina!