Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Louis Gossett Jr/George Thorogood & The Destroyers (1982)

Robin Duke: Various

Quotes 

• Mrs. T. : [Commercial for Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix] 

  [shouting] 

  Mrs. T. : If you're as mean as me and my husband, Mr. T, you should be drinking Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix! I pity the fool that doesn't drink it! I pitty the fool! Ain't that right, Mr. T?

  Mr. T. : I pity the fool!

  Mrs. T. : Now if you want the real Bloody Mary, you come to my apartment tonight, I'll show you a real Bloody Mary! You hear?

  Mr. T. : She showed me!

  Mrs. T. : Settle down, old man, and lemme finish! The strategy for a real bloody Mary is three parts Mr. & Mrs. T's Bloody Mary Mix, and one part vodka! Then you drink it down!

  [She chugs the drink and wipes off her mouth] 

  Mrs. T. : That's mean! Now if any man says to me he doesn't like Mr. & Mrs. T's Bloody Mary Mix, I say to him: Shut up, old man! Shut up! And then I kill him to death, I kill the man! But I pity him first. It's a bloody shame. It's Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix!

  Mr. T. : Buy it or I'll kill ya!