- Screech: [after Zack's duck Becky is caught in the oil spill] Don't worry, Zack, she's where the oil can't hurt her now.
- Zack: He's absolutely right. We're not just taking something away, We're putting something back. Jessie.
- Jessie: Because of your oil spills yesterday, we put 20 dead animals back in the ground.
- Mr. Phelps: Well we are sorry about that, but it was an accident.
- Lisa: Yeah, but can you guarantee it won't happen again?
- Mr. Belding: My hands are tied, what can I do?
- Screech: What can you do? You're the principal! Aren't you man enough to scare anyone around here besides the kids?
- Mr. Belding: I feed the ducks behind the pond during lunch. There's Becky, Sammy, ohhh Manny!
- Zack: How about Donald and Daffy?
- Screech: I think we're dealing with Daffy, Zack.