Scrubs (TV Series)
My Advice to You (2003)
Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa
Quotes
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Dr. Christopher Turk : You mean, why is there silverware in the *pancake drawer*? Wuhuh!
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[Carla's visiting brother pretends that he only speaks & understands Spanish, when he does understand English as well. Turk knows this and has been trying to trick Marko into speaking English in front of her]
Mark : [Turk enters his apartment, when Carla and Marco have already been there a while] Hey, jackass.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Hello, Mark. I'm guessing Carla's not around.
Mark : She's in the bathroom.
[Carla enters living room from bathroom, and Marco switches to Spanish]
Mark : cepillando sus dientes.
[translation: brushing her teeth]
Dr. Christopher Turk : [to Carla, flirtingly] Hey baby! Give me some of that minty breath.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No, not in front of my brother. That stuff always makes him uncomfortable.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh, really? I just wanted to apologize the way I've been acting by loving you...
[sing-song and making lewd gestures]
Dr. Christopher Turk : up and down and all around...
[Marco begins to make a move against Turk, but Carla happens to turn around and he retreats]
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Turk!
Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, he can't understand you. Now, let's go put some more of your footprints on the ceiling.
Mark : THAT'S IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Dr. Christopher Turk : [to Carla] I told you.
[Marco punches Turk in the face, knocking him out]
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Now, I want you to try and get along with him this time? If you do, I promise to fulfill that fantasy of yours -- but not with the weird outfit, and none of those crazy toys.
Dr. Christopher Turk : So we'd just have normal sex.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : If I'm not sleepy.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Deal.