Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : [about his ex-wife] She was never boring.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What happened?
Dr. Perry Cox : Eh, you marry someone just like your mother... And then remember you hate your mother.
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Dr. Perry Cox : So, how are things going in the underworld?
Jordan Sullivan : Good, and you? Still have a rollicking social life?
Dr. Perry Cox : Since I cut you loose, it's been one big party.
Jordan Sullivan : In the next five seconds, name one place, other than the hospital and your apartment, that you've been to in the last month. Five... four... three... two...
Dr. Perry Cox : My car... on the way to the... big party.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Okay, what?
Dr. Perry Cox : Your ex-wife. She's the answer.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Uhhh... . Things that ruined my life. Things that took half my money. Things with sharp edges!