Scrubs (TV Series)

My Balancing Act (2002)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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• Dr. Perry Cox : Newbie, do you happen to know what a zebra is?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That patient just mocked me!

  Dr. Perry Cox : It's a diagnosis of a ridiculously obscure disease when it's much more likely that the patient has a common illness presenting with uncommon symptoms. In other words, if you hear hoof-beats, you just go ahead and think horsies -- not zebras. Mm'kay, Mr. Silly Bear?