Scrubs (TV Series)

My Best Friend's Wedding (2004)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Kelso : [drunk at Turk and Carlas wedding reception]  Ahh, Dr. Turkleton!

  Chris Turk : Actually, sir, it's Turk.

  Dr. Kelso : That's your first name!

  Chris Turk : You think my name is Turk Turkleton?

  Dr. Kelso : [to Carla]  ... and Mrs. Turkleton! The Turkletons! Hehehe...

  [to bartender] 

  Dr. Kelso : Give me a scotch.

• Chris Turk : If I work this shift, I can finagle two extra days on the honeymoon.

  J.D. : Ooh, nice use of "finagle."

  Chris Turk : Oh, thanks.

• J.D. : Ted! Can you play a little music for us, buddy?

  Ted : It's gonna cost you double what you paid us for the church.

  Chris Turk : [Turk pulls out a bill and hands it to Ted]  Here's twenty.

  Ted : [Ted takes it and pulls out a few bills of his own, handing them back]  Aaaand, here's four back. So, mind if we start with some TuPac?

  J.D. : Kick it.