Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Bird (2006)

Travis Schuldt: Keith

Quotes 

• Keith : What are you doing?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Don't look at me! Keith, you see the woman standing outside?

  [Keith mistakes a fat old woman for the "woman" Elliot meant] 

  Keith : Yeah, i see her.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I made out with her husband this morning

  Keith : That's disgusting

• Keith : Nurse Espinosa, Mr Foster's cough is getting worse and Dr Dorian's gone. Dr Reid's covering, but she's sort of indisposed.

  Carla : Kid, I'm about to become a millionaire. Call Dr. Turk, he's the surgeon on call.