Scrubs (TV Series)

My Fifteen Minutes (2001)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Kelso : Well, if it isn't Dr Turk, friendly face of Sacred Heart.

  Turk : Yeah, Dr Kelso, umm, about these posters... They're kinda making me uncomfortable.

  Dr. Kelso : Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you felt that way. Well here's what we're gonna do... I'm gonna leave them up.

  Turk : I can live with that... Or I can sue you.

  Dr. Kelso : Dr Turk, you are an employee here. I can use your image, your name, I can manufacture tiny Dr Turk action figures that cost $12.95 and when you pull the string it'll say "I don't like these posters of me." Isn't that right, Ted?

  Ted : Oh, definitely, sir. Of course you'd certainly be vulnerable from a legal standpoint.

  Dr. Kelso : How long?

  Ted : Sir, that lawsuit would be over so quickly, I'd advise you to bring cab fare to the courthouse, since Dr Turk would be driving your Beemer home to his place.

• J.D. : [as Robin]  Holy inferiority complex, Batman! Why am I the sidekick in my own fantasy?

  Turk : [as Batman]  It could be worse. You could be the butler.

  J.D. : [as Alfred]  Damn you... Sir.