Scrubs (TV Series)

My First Kill (2004)

Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa

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Quotes 

• Turk : Hey. Baby. I'm gonna head home and watch some television with Rowdy.

  Carla : Rowdy? NO! Um, you shouldn't go home.

  J.D. : Why?

  Carla : I need you to go somewhere for me. I want you to go to a... STRIP CLUB!

  Turk : Okay!

  J.D. : Hey, Turk, can I talk to you for a second?

  Turk : Can't talk now! Good stuff's happenin'!

• Dr. Molly Clock : [about Rowdy]  Well, I'm sure he's more than a pet to Turk. I mean he's basically a link to his childhood.

  Carla : He bought him eight years ago at a garage sale.

  Dr. Molly Clock : Oh, well, then he's just a Nutter Butter.

• Janitor : Heard you're trying to clean a dead dog.

  Carla : Yeah, who told you that?

  Janitor : Mmm, the wind... .

  [beat] 

  Janitor : Blonde doctor.

  Carla : Oh.

  Janitor : I can clean it for you.

  Carla : Why would you do that?

  Janitor : I don't know... . Still a little drunk from breakfast. Plus, taxidermy used to be kind a... hobby of mine. You know, till the state took my license away.

  Carla : How come?

  Ted Buckland : [walking past]  What happened to all the cute little squirrels, Flo?

• Carla : [gasps in delight]  You found Rowdy!

  Janitor : Nope. Not Rowdy. This is Steven. You know, Rowdy was 48 inches from snout to tail, Steven's only 46... on a good day.

• Carla : [carrying Rowdy, the stuffed dog]  Turk! What is Rowdy doing in my closet?

  Turk : [matter-of-factly]  He's guarding your shoes, baby!

  Carla : He almost gave me a heart attack!

  Turk : Baby, could you do me a favor and not hold him by the haunches like that? Yeah, he has hip dysplasia.

  J.D. : He's a pure-bred -- it's genetic.