Scrubs (TV Series)

My Intern's Eyes (2006)

Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa

Quotes 

• Carla : I just want a baby so badly...

  Turk : Why? What's it gonna be like having a baby?

  Carla : Dr. Cox said it's like having a dog that slowly learns how to talk.

  Turk : Awesome!

• Carla : [to Turk]  Oh, babe, I borrowed your backpack this morning and all my change fell out the bottom.

  J.D. : Maybe someone or something had to gnaw a hole in it to keep from suffocating.

  Turk : And maybe someone already apologized for that about a hundred times.

  J.D. : Well maybe a hundred wasn't enough, I don't know!

  Dr. Cox : [Dr. Cox enters and snatches a man card from J.D.'s pocket and hits him in the face with it]  Absolutely no lover's quarrels!

  J.D. : [Dr. Cox exits]  Damn it!

• Carla : Here you go, Baby.

  [gives Turk a sandwich] 

  Carla : I know you love foreplay but I only have 5 minutes so I gave you a sandwich.

  Turk : [looking at the sandwich]  It's the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

  Carla : Over here Turk...

• Turk : By the way, Elliot what are you doing here?

  Carla : Oh she hasn't talked to anyone at her new hospital

  Elliot : How did this conversation become about me?