Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lucky Charm (2005)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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Quotes 

• Billy Callahan : Lads, you'll sleep enough when you're dead and buried. You have to get out on the streets. You have to talk to a stranger. Drink a beer for breakfast. Take the ugliest girl home from the party.

  J.D. : Done it! Done that... that one I've done.

• [a patient has just scared J.D] 

  J.D. : Ohh, you think scaring people's funny, huh? Well, good! Because you're dying!

  Turk : John Dorian, you are a doctor!

  J.D. : Well, he started it!

• J.D. : Hey that is a cool tattoo, my brother!

  Billy Callahan : Oh yeah! Got this snuck on a plane, thought I was going to Belgium ended up in Kenya. Long story short, I hung out with this tribe, where the males go through adolescance, they get this tattoo. It means "Alias".

  J.D. : Oh, why Alias?

  Billy Callahan : It's their favorite show.

  J.D. , Turk : Ohhhhh.

  Billy Callahan : I'm only kidding, I don't know what it means.

• Turk : Come on, Billy, just say it.

  Billy Callahan : For the last time, lads... no.

  J.D. : Oh well, perhaps you're not really Irish...

  Billy Callahan : Fine! Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers.

  J.D. : See? I told ya! Yeah, he's Irish.

  Turk : Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is.

• J.D. : [thinking]  As Turk and I recuperated from our big chair swap, I wondered what other couples were doing tonight. Did I just refer to Turk and I as a couple? My point is, I'm sure other couples were out having fun

• J.D. : [Voiceover]  Being a great doctor isn't just about medical knowledge; it's also about people skills.

  [Out loud] 

  J.D. : Wow, that is the worst broken nose I have ever seen.

  Woman : I'm here because I stepped on a nail.

  J.D. : Of course.

  [Voiceover] 

  J.D. : Were you walking on your nose?

• Jerry : [as Billy leaves]  When I was alive, I wish I had lived one day like he lives every day of his life.

  J.D. : Dead people don't talk, Jerry.

• Jerry : [a patient stands next to J.D. while ominous music plays]  I always thought that when I died I'd see a bright light or float above the ground. Turns out death is pretty mundane. I guess sometimes the end... is just the end.

  J.D. : [J.D. rolls his eyes and the music stops]  For the last time, Jerry, you're not dead! Okay? Now go back to your room!