"Scrubs" My Malpractical Decision (TV Episode 2004) - John C. McGinley as Dr. Perry Cox

Dr. Perry Cox : Oh my God! I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm gavomiting!
Dr. Perry Cox : [to J.D] Can I ask you a personal question? Just how long has it been since you swept the stuffed animals off your bed, thrown your ankles up in the air, and thanked whatever god you pray to that you didn't have on your granny panties?
Dr. Perry Cox : Okay, missy. Knowing damn well that you'll sue if the slightest thing should go wrong with this elective procedure, we're gonna go ahead and elect not to do it.

Neena Broderick : You can't do that.

Dr. Perry Cox : Really? Bob?

Dr. Bob Kelso : Hospitals can refuse treatment on a non-emergency patient. Here's a list of places we can refer you to. Thanks for playing.
Neena Broderick : Thank you. And I hope I didn't ruffle your feathers too much while I was here.

Dr. Perry Cox : Sweetheart, I find it amusing that you think you're so much as a blip on my radar. Better go ahead and jot this down in your little lawyer notebook: Nothing you could do could ever, hee-hever get to me.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Listen, I know you hate everything about Miss Broderick, but her father is in need of medical care, and it's our medical obligation to treat him whether his daughter is a murderer, a drug addict, or a terrorist.

Dr. Perry Cox : I know, but a lawyer?

Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Even a lawyer.

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox