Scrubs (TV Series)
My Malpractical Decision (2004)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. Christopher Turk : J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Why'd you get a new cell phone number. Your old number spelled kufunninapuh.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, well this one's 916-Call-Turk. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : How am I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stick with kufunninapuh.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Come on, man, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me besides getting married.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : She's not here.
Dr. Christopher Turk : It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : [to the Janitor] Hey, Night School! Mr. Corman followed us home last night!
Dr. Christopher Turk : How'd you get my cell phone number?
The Janitor : Ehh, once you've got somebody's driver's license and a urine sample, you can get just about anything. How do you fail 8th grade gym?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You better stop messing with my husband.
The Janitor : You better tell him to stop messing with my walls.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [side-eyes Turk] You did this?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, you know you're my world.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : I'm out.
[walks away]
The Janitor : I flunked gym too. Didn't like the shorts.
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Harvey Corman : I thought we could head over to my tennis club. I'll show you what's going on with my serve. Can you hop a tall fence? I'm a little behind on my dues.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Sure, a black guy breaking into a country club. Mm, nothing bad could happen there.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : But CALL-TURK is eight numbers.
Dr. Christopher Turk : I know, actually it's just CALL-TUR, but I'm hoping people will dial the K anyway.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'll always dial the K for you.
Dr. Christopher Turk : You're a good friend.