Scrubs (TV Series)

My New Game (2004)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : There's no way in hell that I'm gonna listen to you complain about the rest of your life for the rest of my life, you got that?

  Jordan : Yeah, not listening. By the way, now that we're married again, we've gotta make out new wills in case one of us dies.

  Dr. Cox : Oh, God, I hope it's me.

• Ted : Dr. Cox, remember a few years back, you asked me to look over your divorce papers to make sure "that slag would die a penniless whore"?

  Jordan : Hmmm.

  Ted : Sorry.

  Jordan : It's okay, "slag" is kind of his pet-name for me.

• Jordan : Have a good day. Try not to torture anyone so much that they take their own lives.

  Dr. Cox : I'll try. You know, you're not looking as processed and overly-medicated as usual.

  Jordan : That is so sweet!

• Dr. Cox : Jordan! Will you... will you divorce me?

  Jordan : Ohh, I thought you'd never ask!