Scrubs (TV Series)
My New God (2006)
Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid
Quotes
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Turk : I just don't understand why we can't have fun while making a baby.
Carla : I am just so glad you have to hurt my feelings to have fun.
Turk : I can't believe you! Wha - Calm down!
Carla : Great, that's really nice for you. "Calm down"? I'm gonna kill you!
Turk : [to God] You hear that? She's gonna kill me! Get her.
Elliot : Okay, look, you two stop fighting or I will turn this church around.
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Elliot : Uh, what's with the second beeper?
Turk : Carla gave it to me. She's got me on 24-hour baby-making alert. Man, we haven't had sex since her last ovulation. Did you know that women only do that once a month?
J.D. : Of course I knew that, Turk. I'm a doctor.
[thinking]
J.D. : Once a month? That's crazy!
Elliot : I don't know why I even bother ovulating. Little Hailey doesn't have a chance this month. I name my eggs - big frick. Last month it was Cassy
J.D. : Oh Cassy's pretty!
Elliot : Oh, she would have been, J.D. She would have been.
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Turk : Aw, dammit, I gotta go have ovulation sex again.
J.D. : Are you actually complaining about getting to have sex? Because that is so insensitive, Turk!
Turk : J.D.!
J.D. : Let me feel my feelings, Turk! We worked on this!
[J.D. storms off]
Turk : I've really gotta stop doing that!
Elliot : You can talk to me if you want?
Turk : Elliot, I can't talk to you about sex.I don't understand any of that crazy gibberish you use. Penis is schwing-something...
Elliot : Schwing-schwong, peepers, or peep.
Turk : Right. And vagina is...?
Elliot : Disgusting! But also bajingo or hoo-hoo.
