Quotes
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr. Cox is naming ass-face, here, at 3. It's too late.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Well maybe it's not too late.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Yeah it is, Carla.
Dr. Molly Clock : Maybe it's not.
Dr. Elliot Reid : You know what, you're right, Molly. Maybe it isn't!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : What the hell?
Dr. Christopher Turk : They're all against you!
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J.D. : Hey, when Elliot asked you if she could run for chief resident and you said "why not," that was just a goof, right?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr. Cox. Ran all those tests on Mr. Landisman.
Dr. Cox : Top-notch work, there, Barbie! She's good! She's very, very, very good! Now, sorry, where were we?
J.D. : I am a medical professional, and you are not gonna get me to compete with Elliot.
Dr. Cox : Well, Jo-Jo, right now she's winning.
J.D. : Let me know how to get back on top. I'll do anything, even if it means I have to kill somebody!
Dr. Cox : Well, you could start by getting the lightbulb out of this genius's pooper. Impress me.
J.D. : Oh, I'll impress you!
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Yes, I'm happy! But I'd be happier if I didn't have to share the job with such a jerk!
J.D. : Elliot. I can hear you.
Dr. Molly Clock : You guys, the situation would be perfect for my study.
J.D. : Oh, no.
Dr. Molly Clock : Don't worry, Johnny. Everyone's gonna be anonymous, I'm only using initials. You'll be "J.D."
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Don't worry, I just came to check on my patients.
J.D. : Do whatever you want, just don't come over to my area.
Dr. Elliot Reid : You couldn't pay me to come over to your area.
J.D. : Well, I wouldn't pay you.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Well, you don't have enough money.
J.D. : It just so happens I have a rich uncle who'd do anything for me, but I'd never call in that favor just to pay you to come over to my area!
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J.D. : Can you imagine us trying to do that three years ago?
Dr. Elliot Reid : [laughing] I know. Remember our first code?
J.D. : Well, I remember hiding in a supply closet.
Dr. Elliot Reid : That's the one
J.D. : [narrating] Ultimately, conflict is resolved by remembering why you were friends in the first place.
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J.D. : I miss this. This, like, hanging out, you know?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Me too.
J.D. : We should go get coffee.
Dr. Elliot Reid : We're having coffee.
J.D. : No, no, I mean like, like outside coffee - real world coffee.The point is, we should... hang out outside the hospital sometime.
Dr. Elliot Reid : J.D., I still need time. I know that's gonna be hard for you because you like to fix everything right way, but... you just do the best you can, okay?
J.D. : Is it fixed now?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Nope.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr. Cox! Can you come take a look at my patient's rash? It's really weird.
Dr. Perry Cox : Ohh, I would love to come take a look at your patient's rash! But, also, if time allows, maybe we could go over some preliminary ideas for your wedding dress.
Dr. Elliot Reid : I have sketches in my locker.
Dr. Perry Cox : Pssst! Barbie! Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged: Unless someone is dying -- and puh-lease note DYING not DEAD -- I'm not interested. And P.S., just a real strong showing for a chief resident candidate. God almighty!
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Dr. Elliot Reid : [at her desk, speaking softly to Molly] Yes, I'm happy. But I'd be happier if I didn't have to share the job with such a jerk!
J.D. : [Cut to a wider angle. J.D. is two feet away, on the other side of the desk] Elliot, I can hear you.
