- Dr. Christopher Turk: [Turk shows his new interns the patient list] This guy needs brain work, this guy needs a heart...
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: This one needs courage.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Helping or hurting, JD? Helping or hurting?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Bruce! This is gonna be your third Foley cath. In a row! You can do this. You didn't need to page me seventeen times between the time I bought the rum-raisin muffin and then... threw it away because alcoholism runs in my family.