Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Baby Shower (1991)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : What do you do at the end of a date, when you know you don't want to see this person ever again for the rest of your life? What do you say? What do you say? It doesn't... No matter what you say, it's a lie. "I'll see you around." See you around. If you're around, and I'm around, I'll see you around that area. You'll be around other people, you won't be around me, but you will be around. "Take care now." Ever say that to somebody? "Take care now." Take care... Now. Because I'm not gonna be taking care of you. So you should take care now. "Take care, take care." What does that mean? "Take care." "Take off." Isn't that what you really want to say? "Take off now." Get out of here.
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[first lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : Men flip around the television more than women, I think. Men get that remote control in their hands... they don't even know what the hell they're not watching. You know, they just keep going. "Don't even know what I'm watching." "What are you watching? -- I don't care. I gotta keep going." "Who was that? Isn't that your father?" "I don't know what it was. I gotta keep going!" Women don't do that. See, now, women will stop and go, "Well, let me see what the show is before I change the channel." You see, but men just fly. Because women, you see, women nest, and men hunt. That's why we watch TV differently.
