Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Burning (1998)

Henry Woronicz: Father Curtis

Quotes 

• Father Curtis : Let me see if I understand this. You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell, and you feel that she's too bossy.

  David Puddy : Yes.

  Elaine : Yeah, that's right.

  Father Curtis : Well, oftentimes in cases of interfaith marriages, couples have difficulty...

  Elaine : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No one's getting married here.

  Father Curtis : You aren't?

  David Puddy : Naw.

  Father Curtis : Oh

  Elaine : We're just, you know, havin' a good time.

  Father Curtis : Oh. Well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.

  David Puddy : No way. This is BOGUS.