Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Checks (1996)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : [about Kramer's Japanese house guests] This has international incident written all over it.
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George Costanza : He's giving you furniture? Who is this guy?
Jerry Seinfeld : Who are any of her losers?
George Costanza : You're on that list.
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Elaine Benes : Brett is so generous, and sensitive. Last night he was moved just listening to a song.
Jerry Seinfeld : What song?
Elaine Benes : Desparado.
Jerry Seinfeld : Desperado? I'll tell you who sounds desperado.
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Jerry Seinfeld : So is there any song that you feel very strongly about?
Elaine Benes : I like Witchy Woman.
Jerry Seinfeld : Witchy Woman?
Elaine Benes : You know, Witchy Woman. Oh, witchay woman.
Jerry Seinfeld : Ah. Witchay Woman.