Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Chinese Woman (1994)
Estelle Harris: Estelle Costanza
Quotes
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Estelle Constanza : You're not Chinese?
Donna Chang : No.
Estelle Constanza : I thought you were Chinese!
Donna Chang : I'm from Long Island.
Estelle Constanza : Long Island? I thought I was gettin' advice from a Chinese woman.
Donna Chang : I'm sorry.
Estelle Constanza : Well. Then that changes everything!
George Costanza : What?
Estelle Constanza : She's not Chinese, I was duped!
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George Costanza : Alright, so let me ask you a question. Who was the man in the cape?
Frank Costanza : He was my lawyer.
George Costanza : Your lawyer wears a cape?
Frank Costanza : Yeah. So what?
George Costanza : Who wears a cape?
Frank Costanza : He's very independent, doesn't follow the trends.
Estelle Constanza : He looks ridiculous in that thing.
Frank Costanza : YOU HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION!
Estelle Constanza : I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?