Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Contest (1992)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
Elaine Benes : Oh, that is such baloney! I shave my legs.
Cosmo Kramer : [while eating] Not everyday.
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Jerry Seinfeld : But... are you still Master of your domain?
Elaine Benes : I'm queen of the castle.
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[after Kramer is out]
Elaine Benes : And then there were three.
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Elaine Benes : [Realizes Jerry and George aren't paying attention] So then, I got a call this morning. You know, I was, uh, chosen to go on the space shuttle. We're goin' to Mars.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Still staring at the woman] Uh-huh.
George Costanza : Have a good time.
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Elaine Benes : So then, listen, listen. So then, I showered and I dressed, and I saw him again, on the way out.
[Giddy and nearly out of breath]
Elaine Benes : So we're walkin' and talkin', and he asked me my name - and I think I said Elaine - but, I mean, who the hell knows... And so then, he says to me: "Do you wanna split a cab uptown?"
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Elaine Benes : What are you looking at?
Jerry Seinfeld : There's a naked woman across the street.
Elaine Benes : [laughs] This is gonna be the easiest money I've ever made in my life.
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Joyce : See the guy with the dark hair and the red shorts?
Elaine Benes : Oh my God, John F. Kennedy junior's here!
Joyce : He's gonna be in your class today.
Elaine Benes : In my class? John Kennedy's gonna be in my class.
Joyce : I can get you a spot right behind him. He has got a great butt!