Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Contest (1992)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : But are you still "Master of your Domain?"
George Costanza : I am king of the county. You?
Jerry Seinfeld : Lord of the Manor.
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Elaine Benes : [Realizes Jerry and George aren't paying attention] So then, I got a call this morning. You know, I was, uh, chosen to go on the space shuttle. We're goin' to Mars.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Still staring at the woman] Uh-huh.
George Costanza : Have a good time.
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Jerry Seinfeld : So the nurse was giving her a sponge bath?
George Costanza : Every night at six-thirty. The nurse was gorgeous... then I got a look at the patient...
[laughs, then snorts]
George Costanza : I was going nuts.
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, man. Well, I guess you'll be going back to that hospital.
George Costanza : [Fake sympathy] Well, my mother, Jerry...
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[after Elaine is out]
Jerry Seinfeld : All right, Costanza. It's you and me.
George Costanza : And then there were two.
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George Costanza : I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling or zip up.
Jerry Seinfeld : What did you do?
George Costanza : I zipped up.
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George Costanza : Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Jerry Seinfeld : Date with Marla.
George Costanza : Oh, the virgin?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah.
George Costanza : Any progress there? What's the latest?
Jerry Seinfeld : Well I got my troops amassed along the border. I'm just waiting for someone to give me the go-ahead.