Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Fix Up (1992)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Elaine Benes : You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Jerry Seinfeld : I went out with you.
Elaine Benes : That's because my standards are too low.
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Kramer : [Kramer has a bag of condoms] C'mon Elaine. Take half a bag.
Elaine Benes : Half a bag? What am I, a hooker? Anyway, they look kind of cheap.
George Costanza : I'll take *one*.
[everyone stares in disbelief]
George Costanza : It's possible!
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Elaine Benes : He's kind of, just kind of... losing his hair.
Cynthia : He's bald?
Elaine Benes : No, no, no, no, he's not bald. He's balding.
Cynthia : So he will be bald.
Elaine Benes : Yep.