Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Junior Mint (1993)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
Quotes
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Jerry : Hey.
George Costanza : Hi...
[George is watching "Home Alone"]
Jerry : What are doing, are you crying?
George Costanza : No...
[he takes off his glasses and wipes his eyes]
Jerry : You're crying from "Home Alone"?
George Costanza : The old man got to me.
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Jerry : [describing the "junior mint" incident during Roy's surgery to George] Bounces of a surgical life support thing, into the patient!
George Costanza : [blank stare] What do you mean into the patient?
Jerry : INTO the patient literally!
George Costanza : Into the hole?
Jerry : YES! THE HOLE!
George Costanza : [shocked] Did they notice it?
Jerry : No. They sealed him up with the mint inside!
George Costanza : How come they did not notice it?
Jerry : Because it was a little mint! It's a *junior mint*.
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George Costanza : What's her name?
Jerry : I don't know.
George Costanza : How could you not know her name?
Jerry : I was a little nervous. I got distracted. It had something to do with a car or a fish.