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Quotes
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Elaine Benes : Can I have a medium Diet Coke?
Concessionaire : Do you want the medium size or the middle size?
Elaine Benes : What's the difference?
Concessionaire : Well, we have three sizes: medium, large, and jumbo.
Elaine Benes : What happened to the small?
Concessionaire : There is no small. Small's medium.
Elaine Benes : What's medium?
Concessionaire : Medium is large and large is jumbo.
Elaine Benes : Okay. Give me the large.
Concessionaire : That's medium.
Elaine Benes : Right! Can I have a small popcorn?
Concessionaire : There is no small. Child size is small!
Elaine Benes : What's medium?
Concessionaire : Adult.
Elaine Benes : Do adults ever order the child size?
Concessionaire : Not usually.
Elaine Benes : Okay. Give me the adult.
Concessionaire : Do you want butter?
Elaine Benes : Is it real butter?
Concessionaire : It's butter flavored!
Elaine Benes : But what is it made of?
Concessionaire : It's yellow!
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Kramer : [describing Jerry] If you see a guy that's five foot eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils.
George Costanza : [describing Jerry] Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth and a - and a pointed nose?
Usher : [describing George] There was a short guy with glasses. Looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head.
George Costanza : [describing Elaine] You know, kinda short, big wall o' hair, face like a frying pan.
Elaine Benes : [describing Kramer] Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a, uh, a tall, lanky doofus, with a, with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?
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Elaine Benes : I will buy your popcorn and soda and we'll call it even.
George Costanza : I'll tell you what. Give me the 20. I'll buy you a popcorn and a soda and I'll throw in a bonbons.
Elaine Benes : George, you're sapping my strength.
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Elaine Benes : You know, men can sit through the most pointless boring movie if there's the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
George Costanza : So, what's your point?