Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Opposite (1994)

Paul Gleason: Cushman

Quotes 

• Cushman : Why don't you tell me about some of your previous work experience?

  George Costanza : Alrighty, My last job was in publishing. I got fired for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman.

  Cushman : Go on.

  George Costanza : Alright, well before that, I was in real estate. I quit because my boss wouldn't let me use his private bathroom.

  Cushman : Do you talk to everyone like this?

  George Costanza : Of course.

  Cushman : My niece said you were different.

  George Costanza : I am different, yeah.

  Cushman : I gotta tell ya, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we've seen.