Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Phone Message (1991)

Tory Polone: Carol

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• George Costanza : I can't stand doing laundry. That's why I have forty pairs of underwear.

  Carol : You do not.

  George Costanza : Absolutely. Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over three hundred and sixty pair. That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

• Carol : Would you like to come upstairs for some coffee?

  George Costanza : no thanks. I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up.