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Jerry Seinfeld : Now, I know women often complain about the number of things you have to do to get male attention: the high heels, the pantyhose, the makeup. But let me tell you, it's even worse if you're a man. Because if you're a man, you don't know what to do. That's why we're building bridges, climbing mountains, exploring uncharted territories. You think we want to do these things? Nobody wants to build a bridge. It's really, really hard. Designing rockets, flying off into space... I guarantee you, every astronaut, when he comes back from space, goes up to a girl and goes, "So did you see me up there?"
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Jerry Seinfeld : To me, the whole concept of fear of success is proof that we are definitely scraping the bottom of the fear barrel. Are we going to have to have AA-type meetings for these people? Going, "Hi. My name is Bill. And the one thing I'm worried about is having a stereo and a cream-colored couch." According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Now, this means, to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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Sandi Robbins (Elaine) : How does Elaine kiss?
Jerry Seinfeld : Well...
Sandi Robbins (Elaine) : Does she kiss like this?
[kisses Jerry]
Jerry Seinfeld : Actually, she has a thing where she spirals her tongue around, it's like...
Sandi Robbins (Elaine) : Like this?
[kisses Jerry again]
Jerry Seinfeld : I think you got it.
