Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Soup Nazi (1995)
Larry Thomas: Yev Kassem
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Quotes
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George Costanza : Good afternoon. One large crab bisque to go.
[gets his soup and looks inside]
George Costanza : Bread. Beautiful.
Soup Nazi : You're pushing your luck little man.
George Costanza : Sorry. Thank you.
[leaves]
Elaine Benes : Hi there. Um, uh -
[drumming on countertop]
Elaine Benes : Oh! Oh! Oh! One mulligatawny and, um... what is that right there? Is that lima bean?
Soup Nazi : Yes.
Elaine Benes : Never been a big fan.
[coughing]
Elaine Benes : Um... you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!
Soup Nazi : Very good. Very good.
Elaine Benes : Well, I...
Soup Nazi : You know something?
Elaine Benes : Hmmm?
Soup Nazi : NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Elaine Benes : What?
Soup Nazi : COME BACK ONE YEAR! NEXT!
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George Costanza : [Soup Nazi gives him a look] Medium turkey chili.
[instantly moves to the cashier]
Jerry Seinfeld : Medium crab bisque.
George Costanza : [looks in his bag and notices no bread in it] I didn't get any bread.
Jerry Seinfeld : Just forget it. Let it go.
George Costanza : Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.
Soup Nazi : Bread, $2 extra.
George Costanza : $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.
Soup Nazi : You want bread?
George Costanza : Yes, please.
Soup Nazi : $3!
George Costanza : What?
Soup Nazi : NO SOUP FOR YOU!
[snaps his fingers. The cashier instantly takes George's soup and gives him back his money]
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Soup Nazi : No soup for you!
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Jerry Seinfeld : What are you gonna get?
Sheila : I'll decide at the last minute.
Jerry Seinfeld : You better decide, sister. You're on deck.
[Sheila kisses him]
Jerry Seinfeld : Sheila!
Soup Nazi : [pounds on the counter hard] HEY!
Jerry Seinfeld : Uh oh.
Soup Nazi : What is this? You're kissing in my line? NOBODY KISSES IN MY LINE!
Sheila : I can kiss anywhere I want to.
Soup Nazi : You just cost yourself a soup!
Sheila : HOW DARE YOU! C'mon Jerry, we're leaving.
[leaves the soup kitchen, but Jerry stays. Sheila comes back in]
Sheila : Jerry?
Jerry Seinfeld : Do I know you?
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Elaine Benes : Hi. Kramer gave me the armoire and it is so beautiful. I mean, I just can't tell you how much I appreciate it.
Yev Kassem : You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to him in the first place. I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces!