Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Yada Yada (1997)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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• George Costanza : Listen to this! Marcy comes over and she tells me her ex-boyfriend comes over late last night "and yada yada yada, I'm really tired today"!

  Jerry : What do you think she was tired from?

  George Costanza : Well, obviously the yada yada. You don't think she'd "yada yada" sex.

  Elaine Benes : [raising her hand]  I've "yada yada'd" sex.

  George Costanza : Really?

  Elaine Benes : Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.

  Jerry : But you yada yada'd over the best part.

  Elaine Benes : No, I mentioned the bisque.

• George Costanza : I gotta tell you, I am loving this Yada Yada thing. You know, I can gloss over my whole life story.

• Jerry : Alright. You're on a desert island, you can bring five books. Which five do you take?

  George Costanza : I gotta read five books?

  Jerry : Okay, only one.

  [George takes a long time to answer] 

  Jerry : Come on!

  George Costanza : Ah! I got it. The Three Musketeers.

  Jerry : You've read that?

  George Costanza : No. I'm saving it for the island.

• George Costanza : We were engaged to be married. We bought the wedding invitations. And uh yada yada yada, I'm still single.

  Marcy : So, what's she doing now?

  George Costanza : Yada.

  Marcy : So, speaking of exes, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and yada yada yada, and I'm really tired today.

• George Costanza : Were you just at the gym?

  Tim Whatley : Ah well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna, you know, it was more like a Jewish workout.

• Marcy : Are you close with your parents?

  George Costanza : Well, they gave birth to me and Yada Yada.

  Marcy : Yada what?

  George Costanza : Yada Yada Yada.