Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Yada Yada (1997)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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• Jerry : So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke, and he got all offended! Those people can be so touchy.

  Cosmo Kramer : "Those people"? Listen to yourself!

  Jerry : What?

  Cosmo Kramer : You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream!

  Jerry : Whatley's from Jersey!

  Cosmo Kramer : And now he's a full-fledged American!

  Jerry : Kramer, he's just a dentist

  Cosmo Kramer : And you're an anti-dentite!

  Jerry : I am *not* an anti-dentite!

  Cosmo Kramer : You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you'll be saying, "They should have their own schools"!

  Jerry : They *do* have their own schools!

  Cosmo Kramer : [points at Jerry]  Yeah!

• Waiter : Anything to drink? Some wine perhaps?

  Mickey Abbott : I like Merlot.

  Karen : I love Merlot.

  Julie : I'm crazy about Merlot.

  Cosmo Kramer : I live for Merlot.

  Waiter : We're out of Merlot.

• Mickey Abbott : Let's just put their names in a hat.

  Cosmo Kramer : I don't even know their names.