Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Yada Yada (1997)
Henry Woronicz: Father Curtis
Quotes
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Father Curtis : [in a confessional booth] Tell me your sins, my son.
Jerry : Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish.
Father Curtis : That's no sin.
Jerry : Oh, good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Father Curtis : And this offends you as a Jewish person?
Jerry : No, it offends me as a comedian!
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Father Curtis : Yada yada yada, I pronounce you man and wife.