- Father Curtis: [in a confessional booth] Tell me your sins, my son.
- Jerry: Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish.
- Father Curtis: That's no sin.
- Jerry: Oh, good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
- Father Curtis: And this offends you as a Jewish person?
- Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian!
- Beth: [at wedding making fun of a dentist sitting in front of them] Hey, what do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?
- Jerry: What?
- Beth: A dentist.
- Jerry: [both laugh] Dentists. Who needs 'em?
- Beth: Yeah. Same goes for those blacks and Jews.
- [episode ends on Jerry's shocked expression on his face]
- George Costanza: Listen to this! Marcy comes over and she tells me her ex-boyfriend comes over late last night "and yada yada yada, I'm really tired today"!
- Jerry: What do you think she was tired from?
- George Costanza: Well, obviously the yada yada. You don't think she'd "yada yada" sex.
- Elaine Benes: [raising her hand] I've "yada yada'd" sex.
- George Costanza: Really?
- Elaine Benes: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
- Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part.
- Elaine Benes: No, I mentioned the bisque.
- Elaine Benes: [Jerry has broken up with Beth after her remark about blacks and Jews] Where's Beth?
- Jerry: She went out to get her head shaved.
- George Costanza: I gotta tell you, I am loving this Yada Yada thing. You know, I can gloss over my whole life story.
- Jerry: Alright. You're on a desert island, you can bring five books. Which five do you take?
- George Costanza: I gotta read five books?
- Jerry: Okay, only one.
- [George takes a long time to answer]
- Jerry: Come on!
- George Costanza: Ah! I got it. The Three Musketeers.
- Jerry: You've read that?
- George Costanza: No. I'm saving it for the island.
- Jerry: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke, and he got all offended! Those people can be so touchy.
- Cosmo Kramer: "Those people"? Listen to yourself!
- Jerry: What?
- Cosmo Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream!
- Jerry: Whatley's from Jersey!
- Cosmo Kramer: And now he's a full-fledged American!
- Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist
- Cosmo Kramer: And you're an anti-dentite!
- Jerry: I am *not* an anti-dentite!
- Cosmo Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you'll be saying, "They should have their own schools"!
- Jerry: They *do* have their own schools!
- Cosmo Kramer: [points at Jerry] Yeah!
- George Costanza: We were engaged to be married. We bought the wedding invitations. And uh yada yada yada, I'm still single.
- Marcy: So, what's she doing now?
- George Costanza: Yada.
- Marcy: So, speaking of exes, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and yada yada yada, and I'm really tired today.
- Elaine Benes: Anyway, guess what. Beth Lipner called me.
- Jerry: Ooohh, Beth Lipner. I'm still waiting out that marriage.
- Elaine Benes: What are you talking about? That marriage ended six months ago. She's already remarried.
- Jerry: I gotta get on that internet, I'm late on everything!
- Waiter: Anything to drink? Some wine perhaps?
- Mickey Abbott: I like Merlot.
- Karen: I love Merlot.
- Julie: I'm crazy about Merlot.
- Cosmo Kramer: I live for Merlot.
- Waiter: We're out of Merlot.
- George Costanza: Were you just at the gym?
- Tim Whatley: Ah well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna, you know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity. He's already got the big two religions covered. If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him.
- Marcy: Are you close with your parents?
- George Costanza: Well, they gave birth to me and Yada Yada.
- Marcy: Yada what?
- George Costanza: Yada Yada Yada.
- Jerry: Mr. Abbott.
- Dr. Abbott: [Having heard about Jerry's dentist jokes] That's Dr. Abbott, D.D.S. Tim Whatley was one of my students. And if this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.