- Dr. Bradley Talmadge: [after Parker explains the situation over the phone] Can we send some help?
- Lt. Frank Parker: I don't think so. How hard can it be to find a time-travel facility in Russia? Probably it'll be the only place with electricity.
- Dr. Bradley Talmadge: By all accounts it's the worst disaster since Moupal.
- Capt. Craig Donovan: What were they thinking transporting chemical weapons through a busy train station?
- Nathan Ramsey: Well, you know, czar-ism, Bolsheism, stupid-ism; there's a definite trend there.
- Lt. Frank Parker: How hard can it be to find a time travel facility in Russia? It's probably the only place with electricity.