- Cassie McBain: It's perfectly simple King, Cafe Ha-Hollywood has a quid pro quo with the HMO so you pay no dough and you know when you go your teeth will glow for tonight's big show.
- Elvis Presley Ventriloquist: [Confused] Once more time, but slow.
- Cassie McBain: No cash flow, keep costs low, teeth clean so, impress front row.
- Elvis Presley Ventriloquist: Whoa!
- Agent Trent Kimbrell: Any questions?
- Shane Phillips: Yes. Are you naturally this charming, or did you learn that in finishing school?
- Cassie McBain: [singing leather-clad dominatrix] I don't care about your religion, you could pray to God or Buddha / as long as your alpha partnerships are all based in Bermuda...
- D.D. Cummings: [the trio is tied up] Okay, let's just stop, settle down, and think about this. This is no time to panic.
- Cassie McBain: [uncertainly] Okay...
- D.D. Cummings: [rethinks her situation] Okay, perfect time to panic!