- Ricky Stratton: The next time I take a shower I'll let you guys know. You can sell tickets.
- Edward Stratton III: Rick, I think you're overreacting.
- Ricky Stratton: No, I'm not, Dad. You wouldn't like it if Kate walked in on you in your birthday suit...
- [Edward and Kate smile at each other]
- Ricky Stratton: Would ya?
- Edward Stratton III: Absolutely not.
- Ricky Stratton: Dad, it was humiliating.
- Kate Summers Stratton: Rick, I didn't see anything.
- Ricky Stratton: Dad, what are you doing here?
- Edward Stratton III: I live here, remember? Right down the hall.
- Ricky Stratton: Didn't you ever sing along to music?
- Edward Stratton III: Not into a hair dryer. And any guy who did kept it a secret.
- Ricky Stratton: I didn't hear you, Dad.
- Edward Stratton III: Well, I'm not surprised. You go deaf listening to that kind of music.
- Ricky Stratton: What?
- [Edward looks at him]
- Ricky Stratton: Just kidding, just kidding.
- Edward Stratton III: By the way, I hooked up this intercom right here.
- Ricky Stratton: Dad, what do I need an intercom for?
- Kate Summers Stratton: Oh, so you can talk to us whenever you want.
- Ricky Stratton: I'll just walk over. It's only 30 steps, Kate.
- Edward Stratton III: Well, we want to talk to you.
- Ricky Stratton: Well, then *you* can walk over.
- Edward Stratton III: What about your privacy?
- Ricky Stratton: How does this thing work?
- Ricky Stratton: What do you want?
- Alfonso Spears: This place is a mess. You know, if you're gonna live by yourself, you gotta learn to be a little neater.
- Ricky Stratton: What?
- Alfonso Spears: I'll help you clean it up this time. Don't make a habit of it.
- Eric: [entering with Frankie] What, you mean we have to help, too?
- Frankie: Yeah. Who knows, we might get invited back some time.
- Ricky Stratton: Yeah... as soon as I change the locks.
- Frankie: As long as you're gonna be changing the locks...
- [He dumps out a handful of copies of Rick's key on the table]
- Frankie: [last lines]