- Girl going to class: Professor Altman is wonderful. He's really with it, if you know what I mean. Totally. He gave us a lecture on The Who.
- Rick Simon: Who?
- Girl going to class: Right.
- Rick Simon: [after impatiently waiting for his brother's arrival] You sure are slow, A.J. Guess that's why mom had you second.
- [Giggles]
- Medical Examiner Jerry Reiner: [Poking and prodding Rick on the examination table] How does that feel?
- Rick Simon: How does what feel?
- Medical Examiner Jerry Reiner: [Looks to A.J] I'm not really used to talking to my patients.
- Rick Simon: [Recovered from his delusions] I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm go over there and give Altman a little test of my own, a little five-finger exercise
- [clenching fist]
- Rick Simon: . Him and Jolly Roger filling me full of joy juice!
- Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon: Well, it's nice to have him back.