The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Star (1997)
Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Rod Flanders, Janey Hagstrom
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Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : What position have you got for me?
[the kids gasps]
Lisa Simpson : That's right. A girl who wants to play football. How about that?
Ned Flanders : Well, thats super-duper, Lisa. We've already got four girls on the team.
Lisa Simpson : You do?
Ned Flanders : Uh huh. But we'd love to have you on board!
Lisa Simpson : Well... football's not really my thing. After all... what kind of civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?
Ned Flanders : Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic!
Janey Powell : And for every ball you buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International!
Lisa Simpson : [crying] I've gotta go!
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Todd Flanders : We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?1
Ned Flanders : Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
Rod Flanders , Todd Flanders : Yay!
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Bart Simpson : Okay, Milhouse, let's try out the new cup.
Milhouse Van Houten : [kicks Bart in the groin]
Bart Simpson : Again!
Milhouse Van Houten : [kicks Bart in the groin again]
Bart Simpson : [yawns]
Milhouse Van Houten : [kicks Bart in the groin again and again]
Marge Simpson : Milhouse, stop that!