The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Star (1997)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : What position have you got for me?

  [the kids gasps] 

  Lisa Simpson : That's right. A girl who wants to play football. How about that?

  Ned Flanders : Well, thats super-duper, Lisa. We've already got four girls on the team.

  Lisa Simpson : You do?

  Ned Flanders : Uh huh. But we'd love to have you on board!

  Lisa Simpson : Well... football's not really my thing. After all... what kind of civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?

  Ned Flanders : Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic!

  Janey Powell : And for every ball you buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International!

  Lisa Simpson : [crying]  I've gotta go!